Tony Burge: poem

I WANT TO BE A HORSE

I want to be a horse
because then of course
I'd be hung like a horse

with nubile teenage girls
to pamper my every need
and ride me bareback
every day

maybe star in one of those
bestiality films - what do
I care if I'm a horse.

And when I get too old
to be ridden by nubile teenage
girls, (or star in bizarre animal porn)
you can put me out to stud
so I can fuck lots of cute female horses
because of course I'd be a horse
and would probably find female
horses very attractive, although
probably not as attractive
as the nubile
teenage
girls.

Tony Burge, aka "The Mudcrow" lives in Thetford, Norfolk, England and is a past featured poet at The Poetry
Superhighway. This is his first appearance in Gnome.