A Cosmic Clown Sampler

Asinine isn't a number used by quantum physicists.
Bullshit makes good cooking fires & poor poetry.
Conformity is toeing the line at the mind's expense.
Death with or without both hands & a flashlight, will find your ass.
Ego cannot blind foreknowledge, or slug its way out of this no-brainer.

Freethinking flesh-favored marshmellows roasted 3 to a trident.
Grotesques lick their nutsacks after gorging themselves.
Hell has a never-ending quantity of British Thermal Units.
I'm fortunate to be one of those fools who'd rather sweat than shiver.
Jesus will crack his pearly whites on my hard heart & harder head.

Kant, what crooked lumber, indeed!
Kierkegaärd, I'm either a tinkertoy or a termite!

Leibniz, shove the best of all possible worlds dead up your ass.
Monkey see no/hear no/do no, but dances to a different hurdy-gurdy damned.
Nietzsche philosophized with a hammer, & cranked the handle faster.
Osiris shamelessly thumbed his pecker at fate, as only he could do.
Personal immortality isn't a fact, it's a wormy apple disguised as an orange vegetable . . .
            . . . gyrating at the end of a stick.

Quixote was humiliated by every slice 'n' dice windmill he challenged.
Quasimodo rang cathedral bells, & suffered the stoney censure of gargoyles.

Robots on strike demand updated microchips & machine intelligence.
Ronco invented the pocket-fisherman, but failed to patent a pocket soul.

Spinoza! I love your volitionless non-god! Your raisin gruel & collection of . . .
. . . Spiders -- screams in hairy sign language only you could interpret.

Tertullian, since I'm homo dishabilus,everything human is strange to me.

Über alles, anyone?
Voltaire, empire & religious intolerance are bad pennies shaking hands at the temple.
Water & oil are the most holy of diminishing substances.
X marks the spot we will fight over.
Y? Because Gott mitt uns, & he empowered us to take it away from you.

Zugzwang

-- Robert O'Neal